The (Hopeful) Spring Test Drive Meme!

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The Test Drive Meme
A chance to test out character voices in an in-game setting before playing with them!

Who: Campers from all pantheons!
What: Spring is here, and shenanigans must be had!
When: Let's just say March. And pretend snow isn't still coming down on the East Coast.
Where: Camp grounds.

This meme is open to anyone thinking of checking out the game, whether you've apped in or not! Feel free to tag in under one of the prompts or create your own thread. Have fun! :)

Comments

[peopleofintelligence]

You could eat half, then give me the other half. I'm hungry.

[It's been seriously an hour since he last ate.]

Or you could know better by now and carry a knife with you.

[holbytla]

You're always hungry, Pippin.

[Then again, so's Merry]

And where would I put a knife? I don't have a sheath for one and I don't think pocketknives are allowed in the Legion. They prefer big swords and spears.

[peopleofintelligence]

I'm a growing boy.

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Since when have rules ever stopped you? C'mon then. Just a bite.

[holbytla]

[Merry rolls his eyes and tosses Pippin the rest of his apple.

And then pulls a second one out from his coat pocket]

You've never had Reyna glare at you. She's terrifying. I don't know why they need us to fight that Titan, honestly.

[peopleofintelligence]

Oi!

[He's irritated, but hey. Pippin has an apple. Fuck yeah.]

I don't intend to have Reyna glare at me.

[holbytla]

[Pippin has half an apple. Merry has a whole apple.

Who won here?]

I don't intend for it either! She just does it! I don't think she likes me very much, Pip, I'm not Roman enough.

[peopleofintelligence]

[You are. Quite actually. The worst.]

Oi! Quiet, you. You're plenty Roman enough! You could be me- I'm not Roman at all. [Because he's Greek]

[holbytla]

[And?]

You're Greek, Pippin--and you're more Greek than I'm Roman! My parents were completely normal sorts. It was my grandmother that was the goddess.

[peopleofintelligence]

And my father's the one in charge of this whole mess.

[Yes, he is a Son of Dionysus. Officially.]

I think I'd rather it be my grandmother than my father. Just don't tell him I said that.

[holbytla]

And be turned into a grapevine? Who do you take me for, you?

[peopleofintelligence]

Hey! That was quite rude of you. [He takes a bite of his apple.]

I happen to take you for a very dear friend.

[holbytla]

[Merry smiles softly and lightly baps the back of Pippin's head]

You're the one who can't watch his mouth. Besides, if I wasn't me I would be more than happy to be you so it was a compliment.

[peopleofintelligence]

Well that changes things, doesn't it?

[holbytla]

See, if you'd only stop and think...

[He's teasing, though]

Really, Pip, one day you'll learn.

[peopleofintelligence]

[He scowls, but is quick to wipe it from his face.]

We both know I'm the more intelligent of the two of us. [Not really.] Just because you're older than me...

[holbytla]

[Merry doesn't even bother arguing that he's smarter. Everyone knows it anyway]

Older means wiser means more intelligent.

[peopleofintelligence]

No it does not! Not always!

[Total jerk, Merry. You're lucky he loves this.]

[holbytla]

Alright then, when hasn't it? When as the younger one been the wiser and smarter one?

[peopleofintelligence]

Just last week! I was far wiser and smarter! If it weren't for me, we both would have been harpy snacks.

[holbytla]

Pippin, you rolled a training dummy down a hill! On accident!

[peopleofintelligence]

But I got us out of it, didn't I, hmm?

[holbytla]

[He elbows him]

You got us into it! Getting us out by accident doesn't count!

[peopleofintelligence]

I am quite sure that it does! [He'll just elbow you back, and finish off the apple.]

[holbytla]

You can't get us in trouble and then get us out of trouble by accident and call it wise! It's luck and we both know you've got plenty of that. But that's not wisdom!

[peopleofintelligence]

Alright, then. And when have you been wise, hmm, Merry? I don't think you're very wise at all.