[She winces sympathetically.]

Cars are never that good of a fall-breaker. You crack the wind shield? 'Cause that hurts like a mofo.

[She takes a bite out of the cup cake, leaving behind a nice icing-mustache.]

It's kinda confusing. I mean, they tried explainin' it to all of us before but I've never gotten what the big deal was or why everyone's gotta be so "us against them".

We're all kinda in the same boat after all. Especially now.