THE SECOND HBH TEST DRIVE MEME!

[halfbloodhillmods]

The Test Drive Meme
A chance to test out character voices in an in-game setting before playing with them!

Who: Campers from all pantheons!
What: It's your free time! Grab some lunch or do one of your favorite activities at camp!
When: Mid-June, around lunchtime.
Where: Camp grounds.

This meme is open to anyone thinking of checking out the game, whether you've apped in or not! Feel free to tag in under one of the prompts or create your own thread. Have fun! :)

Comments

Re: John Egbert (Homestuck) - Son of Jupiter (new camper entirely)

[renegadehero]

That's gross.

[She makes a face, but then grins with a laugh.]

Just don't aim at my table when you start blowin' chunks.

I'm gonna guess you're new here, right? I mean I've never seen you around and you're sitting at one of the no-no tables.

[She cocks her head to the side, and let it be known that while Sojourner isn't all that book smart she does know how to put two-and-two together. Sometimes.]

Roman kid?

[thewindything]

I'll try but who's to say if I can really control my barfocity, I mean. Barfing is kind of a thing no one can control. Barfing does what it wants.

[John, stop talking about barf.]

Yeah, ahaha. It must be pretty obvious.

[Oh, that was quick. He blinks and nods.]

Jupiter. Am I at the wrong table?

[renegadehero]

Barfocity? Now that's a new one. Gonna have to use that next time I try to get outta going to school with my dads.

[It's okay, she's not all that phased by talking about barf. She's had weirder conversations.]

Nah, I've just been here a while now, so I notice this stuff. Probably one of the few things I'm good at besides jumpin' off really high things and not dying.

[Injuring herself though... Well she's still got the black wrist brace on. Whoops.]

Nope, right table! Kinda what gave you away. Only Zeus' kids can sit here, and since there aren't any of them at the camp but we have an influx of Romans... Voilà!

[thewindything]

Glad I could help, hehe.

[But hey, that's cool. He likes it when people are unphased by the weird shit he says. ]

That's pretty cool. I fell out of a two-story window once. Dad's car broke my fall, so that's probably why I wasn't hospitalized.

[Oops. John has no excuse. He's just a clutz.]

Oh, okay. Huh. I'm still really confused about this Roman vs. Greek business. Aren't all the gods kind of the same guys? I mean. How does that even work?

[renegadehero]

[She winces sympathetically.]

Cars are never that good of a fall-breaker. You crack the wind shield? 'Cause that hurts like a mofo.

[She takes a bite out of the cup cake, leaving behind a nice icing-mustache.]

It's kinda confusing. I mean, they tried explainin' it to all of us before but I've never gotten what the big deal was or why everyone's gotta be so "us against them".

We're all kinda in the same boat after all. Especially now.

[thewindything]

Nah, I landed on the roof. There was kind of this me-shaped dent.

[Snort. You go on an enjoy that cupcake.]

Yeah, it sounds pretty stupid, frankly! Like, I do not give a single rats ass about who is Greek or Roman or whatever. I really hope no one is expecting me to act like a raging douche just because my father is supposed to be some important god-dude.

I didn't even know about this crap until last year.

[renegadehero]

Was it a real me-shaped dent, like in the cartoons, or just a dent-dent?

Because if it was a real one, you rock.

[She will. Cup cakes are delicious, she doesn't get why you didn't grab some.

A bark of laughter escapes her. She probably should admonish him for his language, or remind him how speaking ill of the gods never goes well. Buuuuut.]

Kid, I like you! I'm Sojourner Ayers-Silva, what's your name?

[thewindything]

Alas, I haven't ascended to that tier of falling off stuff. It was just a normal dent. Maybe next time! If my dad hasn't kept the window bolted since then.

[Have a friendly grin!]

Pfft, thanks. John Egbert. Nice to meet you.